I Bought My First Vibrator And All I Can Say Is… Whoa

I’m single AF and I get horny AF sometimes, but I’m not into casual sex. In light of this, I decided to go ahead and buy my very first vibrator to help me out when I desperately need to get off. Needless to say, it was one of the best purchases I’ve ever made in my life.

I was incredibly nervous about my first foray into the world of sex toys. When the box arrived at my door, I was at work and terrified that the packaging would give away the fact that I’d bought a vibrator. Masturbation isn’t something to be ashamed of, but as this was my first time purchasing a sex toy, I wasn’t sure what kind of box it came in. I was glad to see that it was just a regular inconspicuous box when I got home that day. I’m not immature about sex or my body in any way, but I was seriously freaking out about the situation, probably because I was feeling anxious/excited about what was to come.

I had to read the instructions. Yes, seriously. I’m nearing 30 but still had never tried any kind of sex toys before. I felt stupid, but being so unfamiliar with the whole thing, I actually sat and read the instructions. Sure, it’s pretty obvious what you do with the thing and I could have figured it out by experimenting with it “hands on,” if you will, but I wanted to be thorough!

I was afraid of actually putting it inside me. Throughout the instructions, there were warnings about the possible dangers of using battery-powered devices and I got a little scared to even try it out. Horror stories of sex toy accidents flashed through my mind, and for a split second, I almost gave it up before even trying it. Thankfully, I didn’t.

I eventually faced my fear and got down to business. As the leaflet said to insert and then turn it on, that’s what I did. I started on the lowest setting and even that was almost enough to make me come right then and there. I couldn’t even believe it. The lowest setting was almost too much to bear, but I didn’t stop there.

Oh. My. God. Why didn’t I try this sooner? It’s hard to explain the copious amount of pleasure I felt, partly because it was out of this world and partly because I lasted less than a minute before I was orgasming like I had never before. WHAAAAAT? What was this magical object and why had I never bought one before?

My vibrator became the gift that kept on giving. Can you say multiple orgasms? After the first big O was out of the way, I was curious as to see what the next two settings had to offer. The first one was unreal, so I was almost afraid to go full speed, but thank god I did. It’s not even a “trying to have an orgasm” type of climax that can sometimes happen during even the best of sex. It’s like a “you’re going to come whether you want to or not” type of climax, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Okay, so I’m sort of addicted. Now that I have this toy, masturbation has jumped damn near the top of my priority list. Sure, I still have to get things done and live my life, but do I really need to go out to the bar and fake conversation with that potential date? Not anymore, I don’t.

I’m a little worried about the next guy I sleep with. He’s going to have to live up to some seriously great expectations. Now that I know what a mind-blowing orgasm really feels like, anything that doesn’t measure up might just seem like a waste of time, and that worries me when it comes to my future boyfriend.

I hope this doesn’t actually ruin sex for me. It really is that good. I’m not kidding. If you don’t have a vibrator, I suggest you go out and buy one immediately. I can’t stress enough how much better this is than any actual sex that I’ve had in a long time. It’s going to take one hell of a man to make me orgasm like that damn vibrator.

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