Florida Man Arrested For ‘Dry Humping’ Stuffed Olaf Toy At Target Pinellas County Sheriff's Office

Florida Man Arrested For ‘Dry Humping’ Stuffed Olaf Toy At Target

A Florida man was arrested this week for “dry humping” a stuffed Olaf toy in a St. Petersburg Target store. Not only did he do the dirty with the Frozen toy, but he tried to put it back on the shelf after he was done. Here’s what went down.

Cody Meader is a perv. Witnesses literally had to watch the 20-year-old select the toy from the shelf, lay it down on the floor, and then dry hump it until he ejaculated all over it. This all happened in the middle of the afternoon on Tuesday, and perhaps unsurprisingly, police were called to the scene.

He got arrested—womp womp. According to the police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Meader “willfully and maliciously injure or damage the real or personal property of another, to wit: two (2) large stuffed animal toys, the property of Target.” After entering the store, Meader “proceeded to select a large Olaf stuffed animal and began to ‘dry hump’ and then ejaculate onto the item before placing it back on the shelf. [Meader] then proceeded to the toys section where he selected a large unicorn stuffed animal and ‘dry humped’ this as well, damage to said property being $200 or less.” He was arrested on charges of criminal mischief.

Meader admitted it all. Instead of denying that it happened, which was likely impossible due to security cameras I suppose, Meader admitted to police that he was guilty of “doing stupid stuff” and that he had “nutted” on the Olaf stuffed animal. According to his dad, he had a history of this type of behavior, though he was not in the store at the time of the incident.

Don’t worry, the violated toys were removed. In fact, the police reports suggested that the toys were “destroyed” since they could no longer be sold “due to circumstances.” Well, I’ll say!

This is some crazy promotion for Frozen 2. Disney will release Frozen 2 on November 22, but thankfully, I don’t think Meader will be in it. The good news is that I’m sure the real Olaf (shut up, he’s real) will remain blissfully unaware of this act of indecency.

 

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