Thieves Steal $1.3 Million Worth Of Intimate Toys From Parked Truck

In perhaps the strangest yet most hilarious case of theft you’ll ever hear about, more than $1.3 million worth of sex toys were stolen from a truck parked on the side of a highway overnight in the UK. And nope, the thieves haven’t been caught yet.

  1. It happened overnight in Northamptonshire. The truck, or “lorry” as the Brits call them, was parked overnight on the A43 near the town of Broughton. This isn’t an uncommon practice as drivers obviously get tired and don’t want to cause accidents on the road, so they pull over where they can to get some much-needed shut-eye.
  2. The toys were headed to Rocks Off Ltd. They won’t be too happy that their toys didn’t make it to their headquarters in Satisfaction House in Kettering. That’s because between the hours of 1 a.m. and 6:30 a.m., some enterprising thieves broke into the truck and swiped all the imported stock.
  3. There was quite a variety in the truck. Rocks Off says they’re the “number one European supplier for own brand and branded products” and they manufacture everything from vibrators to massagers to couple’s toys and more. One can only imagine the variety the thieves got away with.
  4. Police don’t know who did it yet. “[The incident] involved a lorry traveling from Felixstowe to Kettering in order to deliver its load to Rocks Off Ltd, a business based in Cunliffe Drive,” was the statement they gave while launching a public appeal asking for any clues people might have as to who’s behind the theft.
  5. They can’t be that hard to find, right? I mean, over a million bucks worth of sex toys must be somewhat easy to trace. Where do you even keep all that? What are the thieves doing with it, selling it all on? Wouldn’t someone buying a ton of sex toys be like, “Hey, where did you get all these sex toys?” Something tells me this crime won’t stay unsolved for long.

[H/T UNILAD]

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