10 Signs You Need A Wild Night Out ASAP

We all occasionally put our social lives on the back-burner in order to focus our energy on other things. However, if you’re experiencing most of these 10 signs, you’re likely in a desperate need for a wild night out ASAP.

  1. You have no idea what’s going on in your friends’ lives. Your friend got what promotion and is dating who? Your lack of a social life lately has left you totally in the dark about what’s going on in their lives, so you need to catch up over cocktails immediately.
  2. Your sexy heels are literally collecting dust. You haven’t dressed up in so long that your clothes aren’t just out of season, they’re collecting dust. The only evening occasion you get dressed for lately in your nightly pajama party for 1.
  3. You’re stressed AF. Your anxiety is through the roof lately and you really struggle to relax. You need to go out, blow off some steam, and put your troubles out of your mind for a few hours.
  4. You turn on the radio, and have no idea what is going on. Where did this top 10 list come from? Everyone isn’t still just listening to Taylor Swift on repeat? If your lack of music knowledge is making you feel old, you need to hit the bars and clubs and discover what’s new and fun.
  5. Nothing’s come close to your vagina lately except your favorite pair of leggings. Unless you’re ready to commit to a relationship with your leggings, it might be time to get out of the house and give yourself an opportunity to get some action.
  6. Mondays don’t even bother you anymore. Monday mornings are a breeze now that you hibernate every single weekend. You’re so well rested!
  7. When you scroll through Insta, you haven’t been to half the places people are posting selfies from. You’ve been a hermit for so long that there’s a substantial list of places that have opened up since your last night out. You might actually need several nights out in order to catch up.
  8. You’ve run out of excuses to stay in. You’ve gone through every excuse known to man, and you can’t even keep your lies straight at this point. When someone texts you to see if you’re feeling better, you struggle to remember when and why you pretended to be sick.
  9. The highlight of your weekend is a trip to Homegoods. Most people love shopping and home improvement, but your weekend is starting to resemble Will Ferrell’s in the beginning of Old School. It’s probably time to take the excitement level up a notch.
  10. The delivery guy is starting to pity you. What you thought was a budding friendship with your local delivery guy is actually just his pity for your lonesome lifestyle. He keeps bringing you two sets of plastic silverware just to be nice, but he knows what’s actually going on in your apartment. Binge eating and Netflix, again.
Holly Harris is a freelance writer, full time student, and mommy to a toddler sass monster. In her (nearly nonexistent) free time, you can find her lifting something heavy in her home gym or chugging vodka sodas with friends. She contributes to several other sites, including Elite Daily.