There’s nothing like waking up in your own bed next to the man you love, and not some random dude from a one night stand. I mean, sure, sleeping with someone and then never having to see their face again is great, but it’s really no match against a real bond and actual love. Instead of “Oh my god, what have I done?!” or “Huh, that’s weird, I thought he was blond,” there are much better thoughts running through your head. They’re corny, but they’re so true.
- Things can’t get any better than this. But then you realize it’s Saturday and breakfast is only one Seamless order away. So yeah, things actually can get better, and just did. BOOM.
- If Groundhog Day suddenly happened to me, I’d be totally fine with it.You have no problem waking up like this every day for the rest of your life. Also, it’s not like Seamless would suddenly go away, either.
- What did I do to deserve this life? This perfect life, that is. When good things happen to us, we sometimes start wondering why. Why is the world suddenly being good to me when I’m such a huge failure? It baffles me to no end. But hey, I’m not complaining.
- I can literally stay in bed all day with this man.But when you think about it, it’s kind of gross. I mean, you’d be eating in bed, and there would be no reason to shower or even change out of your pajamas. Meh, who are we kidding? You sleep naked and you eat in bed every day.
- A meteor could destroy Earth and I would have no regretsWell, maybe just one. You knew you should have flipped your boss off last week when you had the chance.
- I hope he feels the same way about me. We have to be realistic. Just because you love someone doesn’t mean they automatically love you back. That’s why telling someone you love them for the first time is so goddamn nerve-wracking.
- I feel like I’m in a movie. It’s so perfect that it actually just didn’t make the final cut for Titanic. Now take a bow, because you just won an Oscar and will live happily ever after.
- As long as I have him, I can handle anything.You feel like you’re on top of the world and can manage anything that could possibly be thrown at you, as long as he’s at your side. Bring it on!
- Am I late for work? Meh, who cares. I’d rather cuddle.
- So, this is what all the fuss is about. It’s no wonder that the central focus of almost everything humans create is love. As children, we used to make fun of all this crap in movies, but now it finally hits you and you understand why.
- This is so much better than being single.But shh, don’t tell your single friends. Just let them keep believing.
- I’ve never been happier.And you can actually be honest about that. Nothing you’ve done has made you as happy as finding the person you want to be with for the rest of your life.
