16 Quotes You Need To Read If You Just Can’t Even With Dating Anymore

You’re sick of dating, you can’t even with the state of modern men and you maybe even hate everyone who’s in love. Yeah, we’ve been there too. Here are a few quotes to help you commiserate, laugh, get over it and maybe find a little hope too.

  1. “If he’s not calling you, it’s because you’re not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do. If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs. ‘Busy’ is another word for ‘a-hole.’ ‘A-hole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a phone call.” — Greg Behrendt
  2. “Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”  — Candace Bushnell
  3. “I think…therefore, I’m single.” — Lizz Winstead
  4. “To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.” — Criss Jami
  5. “Men are a luxury, not a necessity.” — Cher
  6. “You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance.” — Angie Davis
  7. “A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.” — Mandy Hale
  8. “Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.” — Sharon Stone
  9. “It is the same way with dating. The time you are most prepared for dating is when you don’t need anyone to complete you, fulfill you, or instill in you a sense of worth or purpose.” — Myles Munroe
  10. “Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.” — Scott Adams
  11. “I figure we go through things that make us stronger, but we also go through things that just simply piss us off.” — Meg Winkler
  12. “I’m single because I was born that way.” — Mae West
  13. “You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose.” — Jo Courdert
  14. “It is better to lock up your heart with a merciless padlock than to fall in love with someone who doesn’t know what they mean to you.” — Michael Bassey Johnson
  15. “I think we are going to have to love ourselves. F*ck.” — Liz Tuccillo
  16. “You don’t have to be part of a couple to be happy, you know.” — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Becca Rose is a writer with high hopes for her student loan debt. She's a musician and aspiring novelist, but don't ask her to write poetry, because she's terrible at it. She has written for HelloGiggles, The Toast, The Huffington Post, and more. You can find her on Twitter @bookbeaut
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