Nothing’s worse than feeling horny as hell, only to have the mood ruined out of nowhere. What the hell happened? You’re ready to get off and he’s just ready to leave you alone. It could be because you’re bringing out some weak ass moves. In fact, if you’re doing any of these things, you’re killing your bedroom game:
- Saying absolutely nothing. No one wants to have sex with absolutely no feedback. He’s so busy trying to figure out if you like it or not that he loses focus and his erection. Don’t make him stress. Moan, scream, say, “Oh, God.” Give the poor guy some feedback already.
- Restricting positions so you look better. Let’s face it — doggy style isn’t flattering for anyone with larger boobs. Reverse cowgirl might make you feel self-conscious about a larger ass. Stop restricting your pleasure and his by only have a few boring positions so you look good. He doesn’t care. You’re naked and he’s happy. Leave it at that.
- Bringing up the past. Talking during sex is fine, but don’t bring up the past. He doesn’t give a damn about that fight you had three years ago or how your ex fell off the bed that one time. It’s not the time, so wait until after the orgasm.
- Becoming a critic. Helping him find the right spot is great, but don’t criticize his every move. Bitching that he sucks your nipple too loudly or he grunts weird when he thrusts just kills the mood completely.
- Trying to be someone else. You’re not a sex star or whatever you think his fantasy might be. The more you fake it in bed, the worse it is. You’re not fooling him — you’re just turning him off. Be yourself and you’ll both enjoy it more.
- Calling him “Daddy.” Where the hell did this even come from? Who wants to think of their parents during sex? He hates it and it’s awkward for you, too. Just please stop already.
- Rubbing his growing tummy.Would you like it if he rubbed your tummy right before or during sex? No. Don’t treat him like he’s pregnant. He’s self-conscious about his weight, too.
- Talking about your friends’ sex lives. You’re the one having sex, not your friends. He doesn’t want to try to compete with what your friends are doing. He knows you talk about it, but he doesn’t want to know what’s said.
- Trying to cover up. Yes, it’s so hot to have sex completely covered up except for your crotch. Yeah, that’s right, it’s not. Stop worrying about your body and just enjoy the sensations.
- Bitching when he compliments you. He says you have a nice ass and you call him a liar and complain about cheek dimples. He’s complimenting you. Get over yourself and just accept it. It’s his way of telling you how hot you are and how bad he wants you.
- Getting embarrassed over everything. Sex is going to be embarrassing. Queefs, hitting the wrong hole, farting and gorgeous hair that turns into a bird’s nest are all going to happen. Getting all shy and making a big deal out of it is a major turn-off. Laugh and keep going.
- Bringing work to bed. It might seem sexy to be a boss bitch and check your phone while he’s getting busy, but it’s not. It’s annoying AF. No one wants to have sex with that woman and no one’s going to blame them, either.
- Never doing anything different. Routines happen, especially in long-term relationships. Even the appeal of having sex wears off when it’s always the exact same. Try something new and don’t wait for him to suggest it.
- Complaining when he falls asleep. Do you realize how hard he just worked? You want to talk and connect, but he’s tired and happy. Those feelings making you feel like cuddling, make him want to curl up and relax. Don’t bitch about it. Take it as a sign that the sex really was that good.
- Always turning him down. It should be obvious, but you’re turning him off by constantly rejecting him. If something’s wrong, talk to him about it, but don’t expect him to be ready when he’s gotten so used to disappointment.
- Avoiding his foreplay. You’re not the only one who likes foreplay. He might not need as much, but tease him a little instead of going straight to riding the pony. Stroke, suck and lick him all over.
- Forcing the dirty talk. Every man loves a little dirty talk, but if you’re trying to force it, you’ll sound more like an awkward robot than the sexy woman you’re trying to be. If you’re not comfortable with it, don’t force it or you’ll ruin the mood completely or leave him dying laughing.
- Telling him what to do. Would you like being told how to make every single move? No. He doesn’t either. Give him suggestions or talk about it after sex. He’s not your puppet to control. Besides, you might actually enjoy him trying something new.
