Say what you will about all the young gorgeous women who date crusty old men in Hollywood, but they sure as hell are dedicated to their quest to secure the bag. Sure, age is nothing but a number and there’s nothing to say you can’t date someone older or younger than you, but there comes a time when you have to be real about what’s going on here. Take, for instance, 83-year-old Al Pacino expecting his fourth child… with his 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah.
The couple’s 54-year age difference in the relationship seems bonkers, obviously, but when you realize she previously dated Mick Jagger when she was 22 and he was 72 and used to hang around 91-year-old Clint Eastwood (who called her a “family friend,” lol), it becomes pretty clear that homegirl is trying to get paid, and we can’t be mad at her for that!
Apparently, Noor Alfallah is pretty far along in her pregnancy, and she and Al Pacino should be welcoming their bundle of joy in about a month, per TMZ. The pair started dating back during the pandemic and were first spotted together in public in April 2022.
“She has been with Al for some time and they get on very well. The age gap doesn’t seem to be a problem, even though he is older than her father,” a source told Page Six at the time. “She moves with the wealthy jet-set crowd, and she comes from a family with money.”
Look, I’m just going to come out and say it: These old ass dudes need to stop having kids. I don’t care if the woman that’s birthing the children are younger. Al Pacino, who’s 79, just had his 7th kid recently too, and it’s selfish as hell. These guys will be dead before the kids even graduate high school. What kind of life is that for them? I’m glad Noor Alfallah will be in the will now and all that, but this whole thing is kinda in bad taste.
Anyway, mazel tov and all that, I guess?