One of the most obnoxious (and disappointing) things that happen in dating is when you really like a guy and you’re looking forward to getting to know him more… and then he sends you horny texts at 2 a.m. because he assumes you’re going to be an easy lay. Ugh. I’ve had this happen one too many times, and I’m completely over it.
- I’m more than just a hookup. The worst thing about receiving horny messages is that they make me feel like I’m just a hookup when really I’m anything but. I’m worth so much more than that, and the guy would know it if he didn’t think with his penis when he texted me.
- It’s so obvious he’s not into making an effort. Ugh, I’m done with guys who want to coast through relationships, letting me do all the work. A man who sends a horny text is really just that kind of guy. He’s hoping to get his rocks off without doing much. It’s all about what’s convenient for him, which doesn’t set a very good precedent for any potential future. No thanks.
- I’m tired of being disrespected. It’s such a slap in the face to be treated like a piece of meat by guys who just want to sext — especially since some of them get upset when I don’t give them what they want, calling me a tease or prude. WTF? I don’t owe them anything, and the fact that they think I do is more than a little disappointing.
- The next guy who sends me a picture of his junk is going to get laughed at. I hate checking my phone for messages and seeing a penis picture. WTF? Who the hell asked for that? If guys are going to be so, err, cocky, then they should be prepared for how I’m going to send them emojis to show I’m laughing at their junk. That should make them think twice before sending pictures in the future.
- I’m trying to sleep! If a text message is going to wake me up at three in the morning, it had better be something good. If I have to see “u up for some fun?” on my phone screen one more time, I’m going to scream. Who on Earth thinks that’s okay?
- Is he a vampire? Why the hell can’t these guys text during the day? If a guy really liked me, he wouldn’t be sending me horny messages when everyone with a functioning circadian rhythm and a job to go to in the morning is sleeping. He’d respect me and want to have a real conversation — and not just late at night.
- Whatever happened to the brain being the sexiest organ? If a guy wants to get me to have sex with him, he’s going to have to stimulate me mentally. Sex starts in the brain, not with a “sexy” message that’s filled with spelling errors. Sorry, but that doesn’t really do it for me.
- “You still up?” says it all. I hate those messages asking if I’m still awake. It’s clear the guy’s just bored at home and needs some entertainment, but the only entertainment he’s going to get from me is staring at his phone waiting for my reply that will never come.
- I don’t want to waste time on someone who wants a booty call over a date. I’m done with trying to get an interesting, attractive guy to want to meet for coffee or dinner when he keeps steering the conversation onto how he would love to meet up for sex instead. We’re SO on different pages. Next!
- I doubt I’m the first on his list. A guy who’s texting me a horny message in the early hours of the morning gives me the impression that he does this a lot. I can’t possibly be the only person he’s doing this with. I mean, if it’s so late and he’s texting, chances are he’s tried his luck with other women from earlier in the night. What a loser.
- I really don’t care if the guy is hot. The gorgeous guys who send horny messages probably think that they can get away with it because they’re so attractive, but I’m not going to roll over and feel flattered that they’re sexting me. Who the heck do they think they are? No guy is hot enough to get away with sending annoying sexts. Period.
