These Bacon-Scented Dryer Sheets Will Make Your Clean Clothes Smell Like Breakfast

Dryer sheets are one of the best inventions ever. They not only take the static cling out of your clean clothes, they also make them smell super clean, fresh, and bright, if that’s possible for a scent. But if you’re sick of standard “clean cotton” and “spring flowers” scents, why not make your laundry smell like delicious breakfast with bacon-scented dryer sheets?


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  1. Don’t worry, they’re not real. As genius as this idea sounds, thankfully they’re not a product you can actually buy. Instead, PrankU has created an incredibly realistic product box for you to wrap a whole different present in. However, imagine the face on the recipient when they unwrap it and see the box. It will be totally priceless!
  2. Imagine if bacon-scented dryer sheets were a thing? In a world only slightly more horrible than the one we’re living in, these would be horrendous. I can’t imagine that many people would actually buy them if it was possible, but that’s because I also can’t imagine that even if you really love bacon, you’d want your clean clothes to smell like it constantly.
  3. The box has an added genius element. Not only is the product itself — the bacon dryer sheets, that is — hilarious enough of a concept on its own, but the back of the box claims that Hickmann Farms, the fictional company behind the dryer sheets, also makes bacon-scented dish soap, deodorant, hand soap, and even shoe insoles. Oh god, THE INSOLES!
  4. Just make sure you put something good in the box. While the prank box is a gift in and of itself, part of the beauty is being able to fill it with whatever you want. Maybe use the box for the best gift you’re getting someone (or just make it really good if it’s the only gift). You’re sure to be met with a look of relief once they realized they’re not actually getting bacon-scented dryer sheets.


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