A Bidet Company Will Pay You $10,000 Just To Go Number Two

Everybody poops — that’s just human nature. However, what if you could make some extra cash from all that time you spend on the pot? Bidet company Tushy is looking for one such person to join their team this summer, and they’re offering up $10,000 to one lucky person who will collect the cash while sitting on their bums and taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. Sounds pretty good, eh?

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  1. The position is officially the “VP for Fecal Matter.” Yes, really. Not only will the successful applicant have to try out a load of Tushy products including bidets throughout their time in the role but they’ll also need to engage with other people about their bathroom routines as well as talk about it all on social media. Still a pretty sweet gig, right?
  2. You shouldn’t apply if you’re squeamish. If you feel weird talking about going number two and getting into the nitty-gritty of defecation, then this job isn’t for you. However, if you’re totally cool with talking about pretty much everything when it comes to the toilet and your bowels, this is definitely the job for you.
  3. This is a three-month contract role. Just so you know what you’re getting into! “This will be a fart-time, (about the average time you spend on the toilet per week), $10,000 contract role,” reads the pun-filled job listing. “On day one, the new VP of Fecal Matters will have a one-on-one with Dr. Mark Hyman and TUSHY’s founder Miki Agrawal to plan out their dooties. By week two, the VP of Fecal Matters will have assembled a butt-ton of data around their bowel movements based on their diet and research. By their final week, they will have converted more buttholes to the TUSHY movement through their research and content.”
  4. You only have a few more days to apply! The application deadline is July 10, so you’ll need to be quick if you want to test out some cool bidets and get paid for it. The application as well as all relevant information is available on the website HERE. Good luck and happy toilet travels!
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