Church Vicar Caught In Flagrante With Vacuum Kept Going After Being Caught

Church Vicar Caught In Flagrante With Vacuum Kept Going After Being Caught

A retired vicar has ended up on the sex offenders’ registry after he was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner and kept on going. John Jeffs, 74, didn’t even have the decency to do it in the privacy of his own home, which ultimately became his downfall, Metro reports.

  1. Jeffs was attending a talk about Aspberger’s syndrome. However, he decided to strip down to a pair of ladies stockings and thrust himself into the nozzle of a Henry Hoover vacuum cleaner. A churchgoer caught him “standing between two chairs, thrusting” into the vacuum at the Baptist Centre in Northamptonshire in the UK.
  2. He didn’t stop even after he got caught. Witnesses who caught Jeffs said that even after he realized that he’d been rumbled, he kept on going at it. It wasn’t long before the police were called and Jeffs found himself in hot water.
  3. Jeffs tried to deny his behavior in court. He appeared in Northamptonshire Magistrates’ Court this week, where he claimed to be innocent of the rude act, which took place in September 2020. However, he was found guilty. A magistrate told him: “Why you thought it best to bring this matter to trial, I have no idea.” He allegedly told police that he was feeling “naughty” at the time.
  4. His defense was definitely a bizarre one. Jeffs’ lawyer claimed that losing his wife at a young age and pain resulting from ignoring his diabetes, which was unmedicated, led to his inappropriate behavior. Jeffs was put on the sex offenders’ registry, ordered to pay $1000 in costs, and give compensation to the victim who witnessed him in action.
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