A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly attacking her brother with chicken nuggets. Asia Jimenez, 20, got into with her sibling at their Bradenton home after he grabbed some McNuggets from her plate as Asia was eating with her 1-year-old son. While their mom initially tried to break up the altercation, the Manatee County Sheriff’s office was eventually forced to respond.
- Don’t mess with people’s food. Clearly Asia’s brother wasn’t a Friends fan and didn’t realize that Joey doesn’t share food, because he had no problem swiping nugs from her plate.
- Things did not go well. “The defendant became upset and threw several chicken mcnuggets (sic) at him and told him to stop,” the sheriff’s report stated. “In turn, the victim became upset and began to hit the defendant with both fists and threw water all over her.”
- Her brother, the victim, left the home soon after. He was gone when police arrived at the residence, so it’s unclear whether the fight caused him any physical injuries. However, Asia was observed to have “a slight red bump on the left side of the defendant’s face.”
- Asia was arrested and taken to the county jail. She was booked on misdemeanor domestic battery and held in custody. Perhaps it’s better to just share next time?