An Irish man was left absolutely mortified after leaving stains on the sheets of a woman whose house he’d slept over following a night out. Kevin, 25, from Dublin, texted his friends in horror when he woke up and saw several poo stains on the bed that were anything but subtle. He was clearly looking for advice as to how to get out of the situation, but instead, his friend Levi posted the texts on Twitter and the rest, as they say, is history.
My mate has had a nightmare here , staying over in some girls house he's been seeing 😂 pic.twitter.com/to3qVCWa47
— Levi (@covidlj) July 4, 2020
- Kevin didn’t wipe properly. That’s what he claimed in the text to Levi, admitting that he’d had a “dirty whiskey s***e” but obviously didn’t clean himself up well enough afterwards, resulting in the terrible stains on the sheets.
- Yes, it smelled. As time went on, Kevin texted Levi that he was laying in his stain and that “the smell [was] starting to become noticeable.” Oh man, I’m going to vomit! How the woman whose house he’d stayed over didn’t notice that stench is beyond me, but it’s probably better that way.
- He tried to get out of it as best he could. Kevin initially covered the stains with his legs so the woman wouldn’t notice and claimed that he turned the sheets around so that the stain was on her side of the bed. He also spilled beer on the sheets in the hopes of making the stains slightly less obvious.
- He managed to escape without her noticing. The woman wasn’t aware of the terrible stains left on her bedsheets while Kevin was still in the house, apparently. He was able to make a swift getaway before she unleashed the horrors, but interestingly enough, he’s never spoken to her since the incident. Something tells me she won’t have been eager to have him back at her place anytime soon.
— Levi (@covidlj) July 4, 2020
