This Is The Hilarious, Enlightened R&B Song We All Need In Our Lives

Sure, a lot of R&B and hip hop music is more about a woman’s physical attributes and what the singer would like to do to her than it is about the true love and respect that leads to deep and meaningful intimacy, but it doesn’t have to be that way. It may have taken a while, but Funny Or Die has finally written the best female-friendly R&B song that shows us women the dignity and honor we deserve—oh yeah, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

Obviously this tongue-in-cheek take on the musical genre is purposely over the top, and while we’re not going to be hearing songs like this on the radio anytime soon (and that’s probably a good thing, truth be told), there’s something to be taken from it… oh, I don’t know, like some laughs.

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