The latest trend being pushed by “wellness” influencers is perineum sunning, AKA getting naked, spreading your legs, and letting your puckerhole bathe in the sunshine. It’s a terrible idea that doctors are begging people not to be dumb enough to do, but Josh Brolin didn’t heed their warnings or his common sense and ended up paying the price.
He ended up with “crazy” burns. Brolin took to Instagram on Saturday to reveal that he gave perineum sunning a go, apparently lured in by the promises of well-balanced hormones and spiritual enlightenment or whatever. Unfortunately, it didn’t go very well and he ended up with “crazy” burns.
He was in a whole lot of pain. Brolin’s post featured the original image shared by wellness influencer Metaphysical Meagan to promote the practice of perineum sunning. “Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did,” he wrote. “My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain.” He added, “I don’t know who the f**k thought of this stupid s**t but f**k you nonetheless. Seriously. #blackholefriday #blackholesun #severeperineumburns #santamonicafiredepartment #a**holecare.”
I kinda thought he was trolling at first. I mean, clearly no grown adult with a fully functioning brain can truly believe that bearing your bumhole, which has VERY thin and sensitive skin, to the sun for a prolonged (or ANY) period of time was a good idea, right? I literally thought it was a joke when I saw his post, but alas, it seems like it wasn’t. I’m still not entirely convinced he’s serious, really.
He got pretty roasted in his Instagram comments. And rightfully so. When will the madness stop? Celebrities and laymen alike, keep your pants on and your private parts out of the sun!
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