This Mermaid Skeleton Is The Spooky Halloween Decoration Of Our Dreams

With Halloween just around the corner—October really will be here before you know it—it’s time to start thinking about decorations. Whether you’re throwing a party for the occasion or you just want that haunted house vibe for when the trick-or-treaters come around, there’s one centerpiece that will take your Samhain celebrations to the next level: this life-sized mermaid skeleton.

  1. It’s literally more than six feet long. This mermaid skeleton is actually life-sized. You may be thinking, “Hang on, mermaids don’t exist, so how can we know how big they are?” to which I say, “HOW VERY DARE YOU!” Mermaids totally exist and they’re basically like humans, just with a tail instead of legs, OK? Either way, this thing is as big as a fully grown person.
  2. The hands, arms, and tail are posable. According to one VERY enthusiastic reviewer, this mermaid skeleton can be moved and adjusted into the position you want it in and it’ll stay put. This adds extra opportunities to freak people out, which is what Halloween is all about.
  3. It’s a totally unique Halloween decoration. Sure, jack o’ lanterns and black cats are Halloween standbys, but if you want to really kick things up a notch and really inspire awe in your fellow October 31st lovers, what better way to do it than with a mermaid skeleton? No one you know will have anything like it. In fact, most people won’t even know such a thing existed!
  4. It’s pretty heavy-duty, so you’ll have it for years to come. That means it can become part of your annual Halloween decoration repertoire. You can even pass it on to your kids and they can pass it on to theirs, etc. A mermaid skeleton that can be enjoyed for generations to come? Yes, please. I don’t know about you, but I’m totally sold. In fact, I’m going to order one now.

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