If you don’t mind a bit of sexting and do it regularly, you probably wonder how you can up your game and get more creative. After all, the standard “what I’d do to you” messages are hot and pretty effective, but they can get a little yawn-worthy after a while. Maybe you’ve tried adding some emojis into the mix, and good for you — that eggplant emoji is as close to a penis as those animated icons will ever get you. And now, you can send that special someone real life eggplant to show just how serious you are about their junk.
It’s called Eggplant Mail, a service that will, perhaps unsurprisingly, ship an actual eggplant complete with 16 word message written on it to anyone in the world for only about $10. You can’t eat it due to the permanent marker and the unsafe shipping conditions (and really, why would you want to?), but you can really drive home your desired penis-related message to your recipient of choice.
Sexts go old school romantic with ‘Eggplant Mail’ https://t.co/Lity2Ur7ep pic.twitter.com/YiZcf4rUOP
— Mashable (@mashable) March 22, 2016
As Eggplant Mail owner Jack told Mashable, “The idea began as a birthday present for a friend. He has a weird habit of signing off texts with the eggplant emoji, so whilst walking through my local fruit market I had an idea: I could send him a far weirder real life penis emoji. The purpose of this business is to help people send disturbing phallic eggplants to their haters, lovers and mothers.”
If you’ve got money to waste and a somewhat warped sense of humor, why not? Just try not to be too much of a creep about it, eh?
