There’s Now A Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Roses, Thank God

Hey, farting happens. Whether you’re on your period or you just ate a massive bowl of baked beans, sometimes you just have to break wind. Unfortunately, they can smell absolutely horrendous. Thankfully, there’s now a pill you can take to make your farts smell like roses!

  1. They actually come in a variety of flavors. The product, known as Pilule Pet, actually comes in several varieties depending on your scent preference. You can choose from roses, lily of the valley, chocolate, and even ginger. Hey, anything’s better than rank eggs, right?
  2. The inventor behind this product is a genius! Pilule Pet was the creation of 69-year-old Christian Poincheval, a French dude with a diabolical mind and some free time on his hands. Putting those two together ended up being the best thing ever. The pills are made of all-natural ingredients and are designed to not only de-stench the air coming from your backside but also make you feel less bloated. It’s even safe for pets!
  3. His inspiration will be relatable to all of us. Poincheval says he got the idea for Pilule Pet when he was having dinner with friends at a restaurant and someone let off a particularly rank one at the table next to his. “The gas wasn’t great for our table neighbors. Something had to be done about this,” he said. “You can disguise the sound of a fart but not the stench.” True THAT.
  4. Yes, he sees the humor in the situation. While the product has an amazing and real effect on humans and pets alike, Poincheval sees the LOL-factor in his products and wants to have fun with it. And fun we shall all have!
  5. They’re pretty inexpensive if they work. The price runs at about $25 for 60 pills, which should be enough to last you for a while (depending on how gassy you are, I suppose). As the product description reads, “If you are tired of rolling down the car windows trips then this is for you! Capsules are packaged discreetly to avoid any embarrassment.” Sign me up!
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