This Sweater Has A Reindeer In A Rather Curious Location…

You’ve seen (and likely laughed at) the reindeer boobs trend, but now the same amazing Etsy designer has created a shirt that the menfolk among us can enjoy too, and it features one of Santa’s flying friends in a rather curious location…

  1. Welp, I never thought I’d see reindeer d*ck. The naughty sweater has a pocket in the, er, crotchal region that looks like… well, you know. It’s hilarious and silly in the best possible way and would make anyone (at least anyone with a decent sense of humor) really laugh.
  2. It actually serves a practical purpose. Above the reindeer is actually a pouch that Etsy seller YourSassyGrandma says can hold any number of things including cigarettes, loose change, candy canes, beer, snacks… Basically, you can your goodies with you wherever you go.
  3. Yes, it’s supposed to be ugly. The whole point of the Etsy shop is to provide you with the ugliest, most obscene holiday sweaters out there and this one certainly qualifies. It’s intentionally tacky and rather inappropriate, and that’s the beauty of it. If you happen to be taking part in an ugly sweater contest, I’d say you stand a pretty good chance of winning with this.
  4. It’s not just for men. While the model on the website is male and one would assume that a reindeer d*ck is aimed at a male audience, that’s not necessarily the case. It’s not like you need to fill that part of the sweater with any, um, parts, so women can wear it too, just as men can wear the other one. No one has to miss out on the naughty goodness.
  5. Christmas is coming so you’d better get ordering. If you think you’d like to wear this sweater to a Christmas party or gathering, time is running out. It’s already Thanksgiving next week and once that’s over, the holiday season truly is upon us and time is going to fly. Order yours from Etsy now to assure it gets there in time!
Jennifer Still is a writer and editor with more than 10 years of experience. The managing editor of Bolde, she has bylines in Vanity Fair, Business Insider, The New York Times, Glamour, Bon Appetit, and many more. You can follow her on Twitter @jenniferlstill