A San Francisco man was spotted pooping on the floor of an aisle at the grocery store. The incident took place at the Marina Safeway in what appears to be the cleaning aisle, with the unnamed man stealing a pack of Quilted Northern toilet paper to wipe in full view and without shame. According to KRON4 and the witness who snapped the man’s picture, he left Safeway soon after and headed towards Starbucks.
- Talk about a “cleanup on aisle 10!” That was the most obvious joke to be made after this was reported, while others decided to turn the pooping man into a political pawn by insisting that things like this only happen in San Francisco because they’re led by a Democratic mayor. Sure, that sounds legit.
- San Francisco apparently has a pooping problem. In November 2019, Supervisor Matt Haney said that the increased levels of poop around the Bay Area was seriously problematic and was actually a “national embarrassment.” Apparently, people are often finding excrement smeared all over the streets of the city. ” As Haney said, “This is a national embarrassment, it is also many communities a disgusting, public health crisis, no one should be able to walk about and see poop smeared all over the place, no one should live in these conditions. It is not funny.”
- No really, it’s a serious issue. In 2019 alone, the city received more than 25,000 complaints about it, which is pretty intense. While most of these piles of doo doo seem to be found outdoors, the Safeway situation shows that it’s heading indoors, and that just won’t do.
- No one has any idea who or where the pooper is. Worse yet, it’s impossible to know if and when he’ll strike again, and where it will be. What’s for sure, however, is that it’s downright disgusting.
