Sh*ttens Mittens Are Here To Save New Parents From Baby Diaper Disasters

Being a new parent comes with plenty of joy as you realize you’ve brought a new life into the world. It also comes with a lot of sleepless nights and plenty of baby vomit and some serious diaper blowouts. That’s where Sh*ttens come in, and boy are these ever going to come in handy.

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  1. They’re mittens to protect you from… well, you know. The mittens come in a pack of 20 and they’re basically moist wipes to save you from getting baby poo all over you when an explosion happens from that tiny infant’s butt that seems like something from a horror film.
  2. They save your mental health too. As the product description reads, “While old fashioned, square wet wipes put your hands at risk for all kinds of accidental fecal contamination, the genius mitten shape of a Sh*tten provides not only safety from poop, but on a larger scale, emotional peace of mind.” Ain’t that the truth! Nothing will scar you more than a palm full of baby diarrhea.
  3. They also make a great gift. Imagine bringing a few packs of Sh*ttens to the next baby shower you attend. Not only will it be a unique gift for the parents-to-be, it will also seriously come in handy, no pun intended.
  4. They’re not just for babies. Sh*ttens advertise the product as being perfect for pets, older adults, and even yourself. I can’t see myself popping on a wet wipe mitten to clean my own butt, but hey, never say never, I guess. That being said, I do agree they could be great for cleaning up dogs or cats or even elderly individuals if you’re a carer.
  5. You actually get two uses out of each mitten. If you turn your Sh*tten around when you’ve used it once, you then have a clean surface on the back for another use. That means it’s basically like getting 40 mittens per package instead of 20, which makes them a bargain at $20 per pack. You’ll have to be quick, though – they sell out often, which is no surprise! Get yours on Amazon HERE.

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