Taxidermists Are Turning Deer Butts Into ‘Assquatches’ And I’m Truly Speechless

There are many strange trends out there with seemingly no real purpose, but I feel like the Assquatch takes the cake. Taxidermists are really stretching their creative muscles here, using deer butts and turning them into bizarre Sasquatch heads. It’s the most perplexing, kinda gross, and yet totally hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in my life – and yes, lots of people are doing this.

  1. Why an Assquatch? Good question. It’s hard to tell where this monstrous hybrid creation originated from, but what is certain is that once one was made, lots of other people wanted in on the fun and decided to create their own deer butt Sasquatches. Frankly, I’m kinda glad they did – I’ve needed a good laugh for a while now!
  2. How are they even made? Generally speaking, the deer’s butt hole (I feel gross writing that, trust me!) forms either the mouth or the singular eye of the Assquatch and then the talented taxidermist tends to add their own googly eyes, teeth (!!), and other accoutrements to really bring the Sasquatch to life.
  3. I’m not sure I’d want this in my house, of course… As hilarious as these things are, I don’t think I’d be hanging this on the wall of my house anytime soon. However, I suppose they do make a good talking piece. Imagine welcoming guests into your living room and they’re greeted by the Assquatch? HILARIOUS!

Jennifer Still is a writer and editor with more than 10 years of experience. The managing editor of Bolde, she has bylines in Vanity Fair, Business Insider, The New York Times, Glamour, Bon Appetit, and many more. You can follow her on Twitter @jenniferlstill
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