These Cards Will Get You Drunk—And All Your Friends Too

Drinking games never go out of style and neither do card games. Combine the two and you have a recipe for an amazing night. If you don’t already own or have never played These Cards Will Get You Drunk, it’s time to grab a pack or two from Amazon and prepare for one of the craziest nights of your life.


  1. It’s easy to play. There’s nothing worse than having to learn complicated rules to a game in order to play it, especially if drinking is involved and your ability to think logically is a bit impaired. Thankfully, this game isn’t like that—the rules are simple and doesn’t take full brain power to be able to play.
  2. Up to 8 people can play at once. That means if you’re having a big party, everyone can take part (well, depending on how big your party is, almost everyone, I guess). Plus, by the time you get drunk enough, people jumping in and out probably won’t be a big deal. You might not even notice!
  3. Every game is different. These Cards Will Get You Drunk come with 100 different cards, meaning every game is totally unique and different and you’ll never play the same game twice. Basically, you’ll be playing this game for years to come and it won’t get old.
  4. There’s even an expansion pack. If you want even more game options, there’s a These Cards Will Get You Drunk expansion pack available as well. They’re not necessary by any means, but they will take your game experience to the next level (as if it wasn’t crazy enough already).
  5. There are no winners or losers. Because there are no rules other than to follow the directions on each card and drink, there are no points and therefore no winners or losers. No one is going to get bummed about coming in last or not being the champion. The goal of the game is literally to just get wasted, so everyone wins. Sounds good to me!


Piper Ryan is a NYC-based writer and matchmaker who works to bring millennials who are sick of dating apps and the bar scene together in an organic and efficient way. To date, she's paired up more than 120 couples, many of whom have gone on to get married. Her work has been highlighted in The New York Times, Time Out New York, The Cut, and many more.

In addition to runnnig her own business, Piper is passionate about charity work, advocating for vulnerable women and children in her local area and across the country. She is currently working on her first book, a non-fiction collection of stories focusing on female empowerment.
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