Last year, Christmas was all about the reindeer boobs. The tacky trend was hilariously ridiculous in all the right ways and people loved it. However, 2020 has been a whole different ball game and our #1 priority these days isn’t who’s guiding Santa’s sleigh but avoiding COVID-19. Enter mask boobs, the ugly Christmas sweater look that keeps your girls safe while still being bizarrely festive.
- Sometimes you just have to laugh. The fact that there’s a global pandemic that means we have to wear face masks to protect ourselves and others from catching a disease that could kill us isn’t funny at all. In fact, 2020 has been probably the worst year in many people’s lives and laughter has been in short supply. That’s why it’s so important to crack a smile whenever possible, and an ugly Christmas mask boob sweater seems like as good an excuse as any!
- If you’re entering any virtual ugly Christmas sweater competitions this year, you’ll definitely win. I mean, this thing is hideous. The oversized sweater is adorned with glittery pom-poms that are kinda ugly in and of themselves, but cutting out a space for your boobs and putting a face mask there to cover them is downright awful – and I mean that in the best possible way.
- If nothing else, you’ll shock and awe this Christmas. While we should all be taking this Christmas off from having massive gatherings, if it’s safe to do so, you should definitely don this around those in your safety bubble. Imagine the look on their faces when you waltz into the room on Christmas morning with a face mask over your boobs! Hilarious!
- If you want one of these for yourself, they’re for sale on Etsy. You can grab a Christmas face mask boob sweater from YourSassyGrandma on Etsy. They’re available in two separate varieties, one with both boobs out and one with just one sneaking a peek. That being said, if you do want to harken back to lighter days, the reindeer boobs sweater is still available if that’s your thing.
