Weed-Infused Gravy Exists, So Prepare To Be High During Thanksgiving Dinner

If you’re a weed smoker, maybe you plan on blazing before sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. But what if you could enjoy your MJ while you eat your turkey? With Kiva Confections’ weed-infused turkey gravy, now you can.

  1. The gravy contains 9mg of THC in every serving. Not only that, but Kiva Confections’ formula is special in that it allows for the fastest possible absorption of that THC. “Awkward family dinner conversation? In just under 15 minutes you’ll start feeling the effects, so you can sit back, relax, and let the holiday cheer wash over you,” the product description reads.
  2. It’s really easy to make. All you need is a cup of water and a whisk and you’re off. You add the turkey gravy mix, whisk it up to incorporate, and let it thicken for a few minutes before pouring it over your dinner and kicking back for some serious relaxation.
  3. So how fast will it take effect? In as little as two minutes, apparently. The brand claims the secret to the fast-acting formula is that it bypasses being processed via the liver and instead is absorbed directly through the stomach and soft tissues. It’s all about nanotechnology, which Kiva Confections says they’ve mastered better than any other brand. “While the nano molecules used in these edibles are small, they are massive compared to the individually-encapsulated molecules used in this approach. Not only are they isolated from other molecules they might interact with, they are small enough to be absorbed directly into the body’s endocannabinoid receptors- one molecule at a time. As a result, Kiva’s gravy offers one of the fastest-acting and most bioavailable cannabinoids available in edibles today.”
  4. What better way to deal with your annoying family? Thanksgiving is full of delicious food and yes, you love your family, but they can be seriously annoying sometimes. The best way to deal with them is to get a little buzzed before sitting down to dinner, this way their prying questions and terrible jokes just slide right over your head and you can take them in your stride.
  5. Yes, it actually works. According to Buzzfeed’s Lara Parker, who tried the gravy herself, it will definitely get you high for sure. Within 10 minutes, she was feeling the effects. By 30 minutes later, she was on cloud nine. That goes to show that the product definitely works and works well, and at $5 per bag, that’s a pretty good price.
  6. Unfortunately, it’s only available in California. You can’t buy Kiva Confections’ turkey gravy online. Instead, it’s only available at select dispensaries in Southern and Northern California. If you live there, you’re in luck.


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