As frustrating as it can be sometimes, women tend to get emotionally attached to people they have sex with. Separating physical intimacy and emotional intimacy just isn’t something we do naturally, and we want it to mean something when we get that vulnerable with someone. We all know guys are much more capable of having sex with no strings attached, and see it as a purely physical thing that doesn’t have to mean anything. While there’s nothing wrong with either approach, complications arise when two people who had sex don’t have the same expectations. So, what would happen if the roles were switched and girls were like guys in bed?
- We’d have an orgasm every time. Because that’s the point of having sex, right?
- Receiving oral sex would always be part of foreplay. Or sometimes it would be the main event. No reciprocating either. It’s exhausting having an orgasm. Ugh.
- We’d fall asleep immediately afterwards. Don’t expect us to stay awake for a chat. The fun part is over, now it’s time to sleep.
- Sex would end when we were done. Oh, you haven’t finished yet? I thought you did. No? Okay, well maybe next time.
- We’d be the ones cruising Tinder for one night stands. Not that there aren’t girls who do that now, but it would suddenly become difficult to find a girl who wasn’t looking for a hookup.
- There would be a lot less cuddling. When you take the need for emotional intimacy out of the equation, touching for no reason becomes obsolete. If we’re touching, it better have a purpose in the form of trying to have an orgasm.
- The female equivalent of penis pics. Not that girls don’t send their own version of NSFW pictures sometimes, but we tend to be a little less bold. We aren’t going to take close up shots of the most private part of our body and send it out to just anyone. We tend to go the more suggestive route with subtly sexy pics, while guys put it all out there, sans filter. Right to the point.
- We’d be ready to go at a moment’s notice. No need to be “in the right mood”. If sex is on the table, we’re game, no matter what.
- We’d worry a lot less about what we look like. Even the most secure girl in the world sometimes obsesses about how her ass looks during doggy style. We’d all be a lot happier if we could put insecurities out of our minds, and just appreciate the fact that sex is happening.
- Sex would be more of a priority. An actual relationship would be the last thing on our minds, and we’d be completely happy with one night of great sex even if it never led anywhere.
