A Florida woman was arrested in Jensen Beach after allegedly exposing her breasts and throwing pork chops during a fight at a trailer park, the Orlando Sentinel reports. Christine Taylor, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct after Martin County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to a home on Northeast Indian River Drive following reports of a disturbance from a male victim. This is certainly one of the most Florida stories you’ll hear all week!
- Unsurprisingly, she’d been drinking. As TCPalm reports, Taylor was said to have been seriously inebriated before the fight broke out and was trying to start a fight with residents at the trailer home park. It’s unclear what her exact problem was, but she probably didn’t really have one.
- She threatened the victim with serious bodily harm. “What’s up bro,” she’s quoted as screaming before threatening to cut the victim with a beer bottle. Thankfully, no one was harmed and her threats were idle ones.
- Taylor exposed herself to the victim and his three kids. In addition to baring her breasts in front of the man and his kids, she’s also said to have knocked over a BBQ grill and threw pork chops at them on her way out. She left the scene before police arrived.
- Officers tracked her down and cuffed her. Taylor was found in the area shortly after officers arrived and booked on a disorderly conduct charge. She was subsequently released pending a future court appearance.