Music can totally be an aphrodisiac, we all get that. And while what kind of melody gets you off will vary depending on the person, I think everyone can agree that the middle of a public performance might not be the best place to climax. However, that apparently didn’t stop one woman from having a “SCREAMING orgasm” in the middle of an LA Philharmonic Orchestra performance of Tchaikovsky‘s Fifth Symphony in full view (and hearing) of the entire audience.
According to those who were present and heard the sound, the woman’s guttural groan was described on social media as a “loud and fully body orgasm,” a “finger banging orgasm,” and a “SCREAMING orgasm.” While the adjectives used to describe the sound varied, it was very clear that someone seriously got off, that’s for sure.
During Tchaikorskys 5th symphony at the LA Philharmonic last night, apparently, a woman had a full-body orgasm just from the music. It was recorded. pic.twitter.com/uLJIGvJ3yQ
— Macrodosing (@MacrodosingPod) May 1, 2023
One witness told The Los Angeles Times that she saw the climaxer and her fellow concert-goer with her own eyes. “I saw the girl after it had happened, and I assume that she… had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing, and her partner was smiling and looking at her—like in an effort to not shame her,” they said, adding, “It was quite beautiful.”
There was even an audio clip posted to Twitter of the orgasm, with music producer Lukas Burton remarking that the woman’s orgasm was “wonderfully timed” to a “romantic swell” in Tchaikovsky’s composition. “One can’t know exactly what happened, but it seemed very clear from the sound that it was an expression of pure joy,” he said, clearly waxing poetic about the experience.
Who the woman was and what exactly happened to make her come so strongly and loudly in the middle of an orchestral performance, we may never know. However, it seems clear she enjoyed the show perhaps more than anyone else.
Went to see @LAPhil play @Thomasades and Tchaikovsky 5 last night. A woman in the audience had loud and full body orgasm during the 5th's second movement… Band politely carried on. Props to LAPhil (and Pytor Ilyich) for bringing it on….
— Magnus Fiennes (@magnusfiennes) April 29, 2023
Someone has produced an audio recording of the fingerbanging orgasm allegedly experienced at the LA philharmonic last night. I am deceased.
— Hannah Murray—Banter, Boning & HEAs (@HannahM_Writes) May 1, 2023
