This is the kind of story you read and think, “Yeah, okay, SURE!” and simultaneously chuckle while rolling your eyes at another made up Internet story. However, the genius thing about this little anecdote is that it’s 100% true and absolutely hysterical. A woman really did throw her poop out of her Tinder date’s window and then get stuck in said window after she tried to climb out of it to retrieve the poop, which got caught in the space between her date’s building and the neighboring one. AMAZING!
Here’s the deal: the anonymous woman went out with a guy named Liam Smith for a nice Nando’s dinner (that’s a delicious chicken restaurant in the UK, for the sadly uninitiated) and then they headed back to his place to hit up some Netflix and continue their evening. When Liam’s date headed to the bathroom, she apparently freaked out about having to drop a douce and decided to throw it out the window, hopefully having it land in the garden (I can’t believe I’m trying to justify that as a logical choice). Obviously that didn’t happen – there’s only a very small space between neighboring windows and when she realized her poop was stuck, she did her best Simone Biles and tried to lean out and get it. Unfortunately, she got stuck and had to be removed by the fire department.
Oh, pics or it didn’t happen, you say? Why, of course!
Perhaps the craziest part of this story is the fact that they’ve since gone on a second date and really like each other! Liam says it’s too early to tell if she’s “The One” but if you can get through Poopscapade 2017 on your first date, I’d say that bodes well.
If you’re also freaked out about pooping at a guy’s house, check out this amazing card in the Bolde shop—it’s right up your street!
