Woman’s Crazy Explanation For Why Greek Statues Have Tiny Packages Goes Viral

A woman’s explanation for why all Greek statues are the opposite of well-endowed has gone viral on TikTok. Ruby Reign was confused when she realized just how small the statues’ packages tend to be, so she decided to do her own research to find out what on earth was going on.

  1. Ruby shared her findings with her followers. “Have you ever wondered why so many of the ancient Greek statues have colossal muscular physiques and yet a tiny package?” she said in the clip, which has now been watched more than three million times. “Well, I have, so I did some digging.”
  2. Larger penises haven’t always been preferable. Much is made about a man’s size these days, but that wasn’t the case throughout history. “What I wasn’t aware of was that the Greeks often presented their enemies, the Egyptians, the satire creatures, and even fools in comedies as having large appendages – so it was quite a negative thing to have, which is quite different today,” she revealed.
  3. In other words, small packages = a good thing. “What I discovered was that big D’s bad and small D’s good in ancient Greece. But why was this? This is obviously different to today,” she continued. “Turns out that in ancient Greece, having a smaller package was considered a sign of virtue, of civility, or self-control or discipline.”
  4. So what if you had a larger pecker in ancient Greece? Chances are, people wouldn’t think too highly of you. As Ruby explained: “Meanwhile, having a bigger one was a sign of lustfulness, of gluttonous appetites and barbarism, which is quite interesting because it’s different to today.”
  5. It wasn’t long before the jokes started rolling in. “Remember lads we were on top, now the Barbarians have taken over,” one person joked. Another added: “I was really born in the wrong generation.” A third person joked: “We definitely gotta return to our roots.”
@rubysaysstuff I sound like some kind of wannabe professor but I found this kinda interesting #foryou #historytok #ancientgreece #fyp #history #randomfacts ♬ original sound – Ruby.Reign

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