The inventor of one of the most technologically advanced BJ machines has upgraded the device to accept voice commands. Brian Sloane’s product, the Autoblow AI+, now not only has a “no wake” word voice control but also a downloadable BJ library. Woo hoo! I wouldn’t blame him for being cocky about his achievements, would you? (I’ll show myself out.)
You’ll be pleased to hear the Autoblow AI+ comes with a downloadable BJ library. https://t.co/w0Nt4OtaDq
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- There are six different commands men can give the machine. Just by speaking aloud, the Autoblow AI+ will do one of these six things: Go, Pause, Faster, Slower, Next, and Finish Me. That last one sounds pretty intense! Apparently, “Finish Me” activates the machine to operate at its highest speed so that men can get off ASAP.
- But wait, that’s not all! If you thought that wasn’t good enough, you should know that the machine also has an adjustable penis gripper, meaning no matter what the size of your package, you can get the full benefits of the machine’s impressive capabilities.
- Sloane is proud of Autoblow AI+’s ability to pick up on verbal directions. “Speaking is the main way we express our sexual needs to partners and I am working towards a future where we will speak the same way to our sexual devices. Our 6 built-in voice commands that control the pace and, importantly, the ending of a machine-given bj are an important step in that direction. Using new tech without a wake word makes speaking to the Autoblow feel strangely natural.”
- Sadly, you won’t be able to get the Autoblow AI+ app in the Google or Apple app store. Sloane says those big companies discriminate against companies that produce products that are all about facilitating sexual pleasure. However, the product does have a web app that will get you there.
