These Zombie Skeleton Lawn Flamingos Are Creepily Amazing

Halloween is coming and not a moment too soon. I don’t know about you, but I’m over the summer heat and beach bodies everywhere—give me sweater weather, scary movies, and lots of candy and terrifying Halloween decorations. Speaking of decorations, I’ll take these amazing zombie skeleton lawn flamingos ASAP, please and thank you!

  1. How do you make lawn flamingos more awesome? Like this! Lawn flamingos are all the rage for homeowners, and it’s easy to see why. They’re weird hot pink birds that stand on one leg and they look cool against your green grass. So how do you translate an intrinsically summery idea into the autumn season? Make ’em creepy!
  2. You get two in a set, so grab a few and fill your whole lawn. Each set of two zombie skeleton lawn flamingos comes with two different flamingos with unique designs. If you want to set these up in your front lawn or even your back yard, you’ll want to pop a few sets of these in your Amazon cart and grab them ASAP because I’m pretty sure they’re going to sell out (because I’m going to buy them all, obviously).
  3. They’re made of non-toxic materials. This means they’re cool for pets (who might get chew-happy, especially if they’re reactive like my little monster dog) and even kids who… really shouldn’t be putting lawn flamingos in their mouths, but these things happen, I guess.
  4. They’re like regular flamingos’ spooky goth cousins. This is according to one of the reviewers who bought them on Amazon, and I have to say, I agree. They’re everything you love about regular lawn flamingos, just with a bit of a darker soul. We’re going black instead of pink and the whole Dia de los Muertes vibe with the design is pretty spooky, but isn’t that what Halloween is all about?

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