Cheesy Things Everyone Secretly Loves But Never Wants To Admit

Cheesy Things Everyone Secretly Loves But Never Wants To Admit

We all have them – those weird, slightly embarrassing things we genuinely enjoy, but would never admit to out loud. It’s not that we’re ashamed of them, we just know how cheesy they are and want to maintain our facade of cool. See how many on this list you secretly love — we bet it’s more than a few!

1. Terrible Reality TV

Sure, you could be watching documentaries or critically acclaimed dramas, but sometimes the mindless absurdity of these shows is exactly what your brain craves. Don’t pretend you don’t secretly love the petty fights and manufactured storylines. It’s pure escapism! And hey, at least you can say you’re studying human behavior… in its most bizarre form. It’s basically sociological research, right?

2. Corny Pop Hits From A Previous Decade

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Maybe it’s the boy band anthems of your youth, or the bubblegum pop of a decade you swore you hated. There’s something undeniably catchy about those shamelessly simple tunes that makes you want to sing along at full volume (when no one’s listening, of course). Forget guilty pleasure – these songs are pure, unadulterated joy bombs that boost your mood in seconds. Don’t be afraid to embrace your inner pop star!

3. Airport Novels

They might be predictable and cliché, but sometimes that’s exactly what you need. These page-turners offer a brief escape into a world of uncomplicated romance or thrilling mysteries with no deep thinking required. There’s no shame in craving a story with a guaranteed happy ending. Sometimes, you just need to know everything will turn out okay in the end.

4. Binge-Watching Nostalgic Kids’ Cartoons

Reconnecting with the cartoons of your childhood offers a surprising dose of comfort and pure fun. Just don’t let anyone catch you belting out the theme songs. Admitting you find these shows genuinely enjoyable is strictly off-limits. Plus, think of it as revisiting a simpler time – a much-needed mental break from the complexities of adulthood!

5. Wearing Ridiculously Cozy (But Ugly) Clothing Indoors

We’re talking about those fuzzy sweatpants with the questionable pattern, or that oversized, faded hoodie. You’d never be caught dead wearing them in public, but at home, they’re the epitome of comfort when you want to enjoy a bit of goblin mode. Embrace the unmatched joy of feeling snuggly and unbothered by fashion trends. After all, your couch doesn’t judge your outfit choices!

6. Cliché Instagram Trends

Did you take a photo of your perfectly arranged brunch spread or capture a sunset with an oh-so-deep quote? Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us. Deep down, you find these trends a little bit fun…even if you’ll never admit it publicly. Plus, it’s a harmless way to add a bit of creativity and visual flair to your life. Who knows, you might even inspire someone!

7. Celebrity Gossip

Who got married, who’s feuding, what ridiculously lavish thing did they buy? It’s mindless, but sometimes you can’t help but get sucked into the drama. Pretend you’re above it all you want, but deep down, you’re a little bit invested. And hey, it’s fun to live vicariously through the rich and famous for a few minutes, isn’t it? Just think of it as a modern-day soap opera!

8. Overly Sentimental Movies

You know the ones – designed to make you weep openly by the end. You’ll mock them mercilessly, but secretly, you find yourself reaching for the tissues just as often as anyone else. There’s something cathartic about a good, cheesy cry-fest. Don’t feel guilty about embracing your emotions! A movie that can make you feel deeply is a testament to its power.

9. “Bad” Fast Food

Every once in a while, that greasy burger, giant cheesy pizza, or extra sugary milkshake just hits the spot. Nutritionally questionable? For sure! Deeply satisfying? Absolutely! We all have our occasional fast-food indulgences. As long as they’re in moderation, there’s no shame in enjoying a little junk food every now and then.

10. Ridiculous Home Décor Trends

That neon slogan sign, the faux fur throw, the pineapple-shaped lamp…they’re objectively questionable. But you’ve secretly considered buying them anyway. There’s something so fun about a splash of playful absurdity in your home. Surrounding yourself with items that spark joy is what good home décor is all about, even if it’s a little unconventional.

11. Singing in the Shower (Badly)

You’re no pop star, but that doesn’t stop you from belting out power ballads when no one else is home. The shower is your stage, and for a few glorious minutes, your voice isn’t half-bad (or so you tell yourself). Let loose and embrace your inner rock star! It’s a great mood booster and a harmless way to express yourself.

12. Organizing…Just for Fun

Color-coordinating your pantry or finding the perfect storage container brings you a weird amount of satisfaction. You wouldn’t call yourself an “organized person,” but sometimes tidying up just hits the right spot. There’s a sense of accomplishment in creating order out of chaos. And who knows, it might even inspire you to tackle other areas of your life.

13. Cheesy Dad Jokes

They’re undeniably cringe-worthy, but sometimes the sheer awfulness of a good dad joke makes you chuckle. Don’t fight it, just embrace the groan-inducing puns! A little lighthearted silliness can brighten anyone’s day. Plus, it’s a great way to break the ice and make people laugh.

14. Taking Personality Quizzes

“Which Disney Princess Are You?” “What Kind of Bread Matches Your Personality?” You know they’re silly, but it’s a quick and mindless way to get a serotonin boost. There’s a reason these quizzes go viral! They’re a fun little distraction that taps into our desire for self-discovery, even if the results are a bit questionable.

15. Googling Yourself

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Narcissistic? A little bit. But sometimes you can’t resist the urge to see what pops up when you search your own name. Deep down, you secretly hope to stumble across something mildly impressive (even if it’s just a photo from that 5k you ran years ago). There’s no shame in being curious about your own online footprint. And hey, you never know what hidden gems you might uncover!

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Piper Ryan is a NYC-based writer and matchmaker who works to bring millennials who are sick of dating apps and the bar scene together in an organic and efficient way. To date, she's paired up more than 120 couples, many of whom have gone on to get married. Her work has been highlighted in The New York Times, Time Out New York, The Cut, and many more.

In addition to runnnig her own business, Piper is passionate about charity work, advocating for vulnerable women and children in her local area and across the country. She is currently working on her first book, a non-fiction collection of stories focusing on female empowerment.
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