If You’re Only Friends With Me Because You Want To Sleep With Me, GTFO

If You’re Only Friends With Me Because You Want To Sleep With Me, GTFO ©iStock/BraunS

There are some people who think everyone in life could never be “just friends” but I’m not one of them. I love my guy friends and value their unique place in my life. I wanted to add you to the crew and you seemed cool with that, but in reality, you were only pretending to be my friend because you were hoping we’d hook up. WTF?

  1. You never even had a chance. No guy that pathetic would ever have a chance with me. Even if I was into you, I’m not into hooking up. I’m a relationship girl and you could have figured that out in less than five minutes if you really took the chance to get to know me. Unfortunately, you cared more about getting me into bed than you did about being my friend. Thankfully, I was smart enough not to fall for it.
  2. There is no such thing as the “friend zone.” There’s no point in trying to break yourself out of a zone that doesn’t even exist. The friend zone was an idea created by men to make themselves feel better about being rejected by a woman. Instead, you should just face the truth — I’m not interested in you romantically and I never will be. And after the crap you pulled, I don’t even want you as a friend
  3. It’s guys like you that make people believe men and women can’t be friends. I deserved your respect at the very least. Sex isn’t inevitable every time a man and a woman interact and there is such a thing as platonic friendship between people of another sex. Unfortunately, it seems like you missed the memo on that one and assumed that the only place our relationship could be headed was to bed.
  4. Your “game” is honestly pathetic. That’s what this is — a game. You tried to trick me into bed with you by pretending to be my friend. You acted like a strong shoulder I can cry on but really you’re just like all the other players you put down. Instead of being a great guy and finding a woman you can truly love, you just disguised yourself as a good guy and look for women to bang. You’re a single girl’s worst nightmare and it’s guys like you that ruin the dating game.
  5. This is why you haven’t found love. You wonder why you’re alone, but it’s not because there’s something wrong with women. There’s something wrong with you. If you really wanted to find love, get married, and start a family then you would be more worried about finding a girl to date than getting a girl to have a quick hook-up with. At this point, you don’t deserve love and you certainly don’t deserve me in your life.
  6. If you don’t know how to be a friend, you don’t deserve to be more. Any good romantic relationship has a foundation of true friendship, but you don’t know how to be a good friend. You pose as one until some lonely girl is overcome by her low self-esteem and hits rock bottom so you can swoop in and get an easy lay, but that’s anything but friendship. Good luck spending the rest of your life alone.
  7. You could have learned a lot from me. You could have learned how to be a great friend and how a girl wants to be treated. I would have been a great asset in your love life even if I was never going to be the girl you woke up next to. You wasted a chance at true friendship and a chance to better yourself, and that’s a shame.
  8. I’m so thankful I wasn’t interested. Just look at what type of guy you are. I may have been a fool to think we were really friends, but at least I wasn’t foolish enough to go out with you. Even though I was silly enough to be friends with you, eventually I saw all your red flags. I feel bad for the girl who actually falls for your tricks.
  9. This is your loss. Not because you didn’t get to date me or hook up with me, but because you missed out on a really great friend. Women are worth it, regardless of whether or not they sleep with you. Female friends can teach men a lot about how to grow up, mature, and finally land a great woman. I never owed you a date, sex, or anything else.
  10. It’s about time you grow up. You’re way too old to still be doing this kind of BS. College guys are too old for this crap, and didn’t you graduate more than a decade ago? You think you’re some classic bachelor, but all that really means is you’re a sad old man who never found love. If you don’t grow up, that’s all you’ll ever be.
Kelsey Dykstra is a freelance writer based in Huntington Beach, CA. She has a bachelor’s degree in Creative Writing from Grand Valley State University and been writing professionally since graduating in 2013. In addition to writing about love and relationships for Bolde and lifestyle topics for Love to Know, she also writes about payment security and small business solutions for PaymentCloud.

Originally from Michigan, this warm weather seeker relocated to the OC just last summer. Kelsey enjoys writing her own fictional pieces, reading a variety of young adult novels, binging on Netflix, and of course soaking up the sun.

You can find more about Kelsey on her LinkedIn profile or on Twitter @dykstrakelsey.