I feel like it’s pretty safe to say at this point that Kourtney Kardashian is experiencing a mid-life crisis that seems to have kicked off the minute she met husband Travis Barker. All of a sudden, she began acting like a sheltered 15-year-old whose parents let her go out with a boy for the first time so she’s just going wild. Sure, they’re “in love” and all of that, but they’re actually pretty gross in public (and in front of their kids, apparently) and don’t seem to understand that no one needs to see that shit. Their need to jump each other’s bones is so strong, apparently, that Kourtney recently made the crew of “The Kardashians” pause filming so that she and Travis could have sex for 20 minutes.
In the Season 3 premiere of “The Kardashians,” the 44-year-old told sister Khloe that she and Travis had stopped IVF procedures. Instead, they still wanted to have a baby together, but they decided to try the natural way and see if they had any more luck. And, given that she was ovulating at the time, Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker simply had to have sex right in the middle of their workday.
“If you give us five minutes to go do something really fast…” Kourtney tells Khloe, before setting a timer on her phone and joking, “Well, let’s see if it takes five minutes.”
Kourtney Kardashian is just appreciating her b̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ husband. ❤️ Watch the latest #KardsKatchUp here: https://t.co/GeecVDahvj pic.twitter.com/0FbkQJP7n1
— E! News (@enews) May 26, 2023
Later in the episode, it’s revealed that the couple was definitely going at it for longer than five minutes when Khloe tells Kourtney that she must be tired “from having your 20-minute sex session downstairs.”
Kourtney then responds, “Well, we had one this morning for like, an hour and a half, and I had one last night and the day before.” When Khloe questions how they could get it on for that long, Kourtney replies, “You know, we’re just living our best lives.”
Oh, come on, change the record. We get it. Kourtney Kardashian is feeling insecure about getting older and wants to prove to herself and the world that she’s still young, fun, and fertile by talking endlessly (and we do mean ENDLESSLY) about how much sex she’s having with Travis Barker and just how horny they are for each other all the time. It’s overkill. It’s to the point where it seems like she’s overcompensating and it’s kind of sad. Enough of this nonsense!
