Malibu’s Canned Piña Colada Is The Zero Effort Drink Of Summer

When the weather is hot and the sun is shining in the sky, there are two things that I want to do: drink and nothing. I love nothing more than sitting in my back yard with some alcoholic beverages and lazing about getting nothing accomplished and not moving unless it’s to go to the bathroom or get more drinks. Thankfully, Malibu’s canned piña colada makes doing that even easier.

malibu pina colada

They’re premixed and ready to go. Yes, you can buy plenty of canned alcohol, from beer to hard seltzer to Jack & Coke, but with tropical cocktails like piña coladas, you usually have to buy the ingredients and make your own (or order one in the local bar). The fact that Malibu is making a version I can literally pull out of the fridge and start enjoying is music to my ears.

They’re not actually new but they are new to me. Crazy enough, Malibu released their canned piña colada back in summer 2019 and it’s taken me nearly an entire year to catch onto their existence because clearly, I suck. It came around the same time they released other canned drinks like cola, pear, and pineapple flavors mixed with their classic rum. I feel like I’ve been living under a rock!

These are the perfect party drink. If you’re throwing a get-together, you’ll probably throw a bunch of beer and some White Claw in a cooler, but why not switch things up and add in some Malibu piña coladas? They’ll totally appeal to drinkers who prefer something a little fruitier and not as overtly alcoholic, which can only be a good thing.

It’s pretty low ABV too! This means you can have more of them without getting wasted. The 5% ABV seems pretty low for a cocktail that contains rum, but it’s actually kinda good because it’s enough to give you a little buzz without getting sloppy drunk (unless of course you chug a dozen of these). It’s basically the perfect drink.

Malibu’s piña coladas are available in stores now. Go get ’em!

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