If there’s someone in your life who’s just a complete and total a-hole that you’d love to tell to eat a bag of d*cks, now you can… albeit in slightly less aggressive terms. Etsy seller ShipABagOfD*cks will do just that: ship a bag of gummy d*cks to your mortal enemy anonymously. This is a service we can all appreciate!
- Yes, it’s petty. That’s the whole point. Imagine the look on your enemy’s face when they open up a box they never ordered to find a bag of gummy d*cks and a message from someone telling them how much they suck… but they don’t know who. The feeling of utter joy that gives me cannot be described.
- For $7.19, this is a total steal. Is there really a price limit on serving such stone-cold justice? I don’t think so. But the seller offering to send “big, juicy, mouth-watering gummy d*cks” to someone you really can’t stand for only $7.19 isn’t just a bargain, it’s a total steal.
- Not that your enemy deserves something sweet… I consider candy to be one of life’s great pleasures, so the idea of sending someone I can’t stand something that’s actually kinda nice at its root (despite its rather rude shape) is a little annoying. However, I feel like the statement is big enough to overshadow the whole candy thing, so I’m still into it.
- This would be great to send to someone you like too. Maybe you have a friend who’s man mad and you know would love a big bag of gummy d*cks. Maybe you’re throwing a bachelorette party and think these would make a great party favor. It doesn’t have to be all negative in here. Gummy d*cks can be a force of good too!