- He’s still on Tinder. And he was “last active” 3 hours ago.
- You’re rarely his plus one. He won’t take you to the party but he’ll booty-call you after.
- Everything else is a bigger priority than you. His boys, his job, his mom, his dog………….. you.
- He doesn’t do anything to make you feel special. How hard is it to get a girl flowers?
- He’s unambitious and has no future. If he doesn’t feel good about himself, he can’t be good for you.
- It’s been weeks and you’re nowhere near relationship territory. Trying to figure out where his head is at is a headache.
- It’s been months and he’s not saying “I love you.” And in a few more months, you’ll still be in the same place.
- He’s not clean. Showering is a must-have, not a nice-to-have.
- The sex is terrible. No foreplay, no rhythm, no connection, no orgasm.
- He’s hooking up with other girls, or flirts as if he wants to be. If a guy wants to date other women, you should let him.
- He’s warm with you in private but acts like you’re his buddy in public. You’re not his secret friend.
- He’s never on time. Punctuality, or lack thereof, is a great indicator of how considerate someone is in general.
- He needs to borrow money. Awkward.
- He drinks way too much. As if that weren’t bad enough, you have to deal with limp penis too.
- He stays out way too late ALL the time. If he still lives to party, he’s not ready for a girlfriend.
- He cheats. And we’re not talking about poker.
- He’s cheap. If he doesn’t think you’re worth it, he’s not worth it.
- He lies. Saying he’ll be there in 5 minutes when he’s still 10 min away is okay; saying he’s at work when he’s actually throwing back brews at a bar is not.
- He’s unreliable. If he’s not there for you when you’re upset or when you need something, what’s the point?
- He’s weird about his phone. Guys who have good intentions don’t cover their phone when they get a text.
- His friends pity you. Ick.
