An extremely drunk Florida woman was arrested after repeatedly offering strangers lap dances and asking officers if they wanted to “bang.” Olivia Taylor-Washek, 28, was taken into custody outside of a bar in St. Petersburg, where cops say she was seen “stumbling on the sidewalk and attempting to give random citizens lap dances outside of a business,” according to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun. While it’s clear she was way too wasted, it’s not clear if anyone actually took her up on that offer.
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- She was so wasted, the fire team had to be called. When officers arrived on the scene, they noticed Taylor-Washek was dangerously inebriated and called in the fire rescue team to help deal with the “highly intoxicated” woman. However, the team was unable to evaluate her at the scene since “due to threatening to punch paramedics if they touched her.”
- Police offered to walk her home or let her call someone to come get her. However, she repeatedly refused the offer and became more belligerent as she “continued to yell profanities” both at the police and random strangers. She also shouted that police were going to shoot her and generally caused a scene.
- Taylor-Washek even asked police if they wanted to “bang.” According to the arrest report, the woman offered to “bang” the police officers on the sidewalk where they stood, though one imagines none of them took her up on the offer. Instead, she got a pair of cuffs slapped on her wrist and was hauled off to be booked into the county jail and hopefully sober up.
- She was charged with misdemeanor disorderly intoxication. She was later released on her own recognizance pending a future court appearance. Here’s hoping she learned her lesson to take it easy on the drinks moving forward.
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