To All The Guys Who Pretend They Want A Relationship And Then Nail & Bail

To All The Guys Who Pretend They Want A Relationship And Then Nail & Bail ©iStock/Deimagine

This is for all the guys who trick women into bed on the false pretense of wanting something more; the guys who pretend to be interested in more than just sex but disappear the second they get it. To all the guys who nail and bail, here’s what I really think of you:

  1. You’re pathetic. Can we just get this out of the way? This is a little too obvious for the female population, but you seem to be clueless about a lot of things, so I’ll just assume you’re clueless about this little fun fact too. The game you play is cruel, and your victims aren’t the real loser here — it’s you.
  2. You realize there are girls that are interested in just sex, right? Women have a right to their promiscuity, so why don’t you find a woman interested in just sex too? There’s nothing wrong with a good hookup buddy, as long as the woman knows about your little arrangement. No girl wants to be your plaything, so stop being so deceptive and find a girl who’s on your page.
  3. Does getting our hopes up turn you on? You purposely go for girls that want more than just a friends with benefits relationship instead of going for girls who (like you) just want sex. Therefore, it’s pretty safe to assume that you just get off on breaking hearts. It’s sick and twisted, but at the end of the night, that seems to be your M.O.
  4. Are you afraid of real love? You have no problem hitting on girls and you have the confidence to take them to bed with you but you’re afraid of a little commitment? How sad. You’re not afraid of to be rejected for your body, but you fear rejection of your heart. The women you use risk it all for love, but you won’t bet on anyone, especially yourself. Coward.
  5. There’s more to relationships than just sex. You’re missing out. Your bed might not be so lonely, but only for an hour or so. Women have so much more to offer, but you’re only interested in their bodies. You don’t know how great love is because you’ve never let yourself experience. That’s the real tragedy here.
  6. Is every girl just another notch in your belt? How many notches will you need to feel satisfied? You’ll never have enough women to fully boost your ego because deep down you’re insecure about your “manhood.” Will any one woman ever be enough, or will you always see women as just another trick to get you off?
  7. Do you ever plan on settling down? Or do you plan to just keep this game going forever? If you never take an interest in more than just sex, then you can look forward to a long life alone. Hopefully you truly find your sex life fulfilling, because as your boys grow up and find love, you’ll be stuck in the playboy past.
  8. Good luck with karma… Because she’s a bitch and she’s coming your way. It’s not luck you got caught up in the chase and just didn’t realize you weren’t interested until it was too late. You knew what you were doing the whole time. You had no intention of giving us anything more than a good lay (if we’re lucky), so bottom line? Screw you.
Kelsey Dykstra is a freelance writer based in Huntington Beach, CA. She has been blogging for over four years and writing her whole life. Originally from Michigan, this warm weather seeker relocated to the OC just last summer. She enjoys writing her own fictional pieces, reading a variety of young adult novels, binging on Netflix, and of course soaking up the sun.