This Ugly Christmas Sweater Features A Wine Pouch That Holds Your Favorite Bottle Of Vino

With Christmas just around the corner, it’s time to start getting holiday-ready not just in terms of decorations but in the clothing department too. You may already own a Christmas sweater or two, but I bet you don’t have one that holds a wine bottle inside a stocking sewn onto the top! Well, now you can.

wine pocket christmas sweater

  1. Why didn’t I think of that? Seriously, why do I need to carry a bottle of Cabernet around when I can slide it right into the stocking on the sweater? Christmas is all about spreading merriment and joy, and I can’t think of anything that gets me more in the holiday spirit than a nice drink or two.
  2. It’s a cute Christmas sweater even without the wine bottle. I mean, yes, having a wine bottle holder sewn into the sweater is the main selling point, but it’s just a cute sweater for Santa season in general. I love the green and white stripes and the sleeve detail, plus that cute little fur at the top of the stocking is adorable too. Basically, I’d wear it even without the wine holder, but I am glad that’s part of it.
  3. It’s not even expensive! The wine pocket Christmas sweater is being sold by a site called wantthattrend.com for £24.95, which is just about $33 USD. That’s a total bargain, and I’m all for deals.
  4. You’re not actually supposed to put a wine bottle in it… Despite the fact that the sweater is being sold as a wine pocket Christmas sweater, it does come with a caveat: maybe don’t put a real bottle of wine in it. WHAT? “The Wine Pocket Christmas Jumper is for novelty purposes only – for safety reasons do not use with a glass bottle. We recommend you decant wine into a plastic bottle should you wish to carry it with you.” RUDE. I won’t tell if you won’t!
  5. Christmas is close, so you’ll need to get ordering now. Considering this is coming from the UK, if you live in the US, you might want to place your order for the Christmas wine pocket sweater ASAP if you want it to get there in time for December 25. While you wait for it to arrive, you can go and pick up some bottles of your favorite wine!
Piper Ryan is a NYC-based writer and matchmaker who works to bring millennials who are sick of dating apps and the bar scene together in an organic and efficient way. To date, she's paired up more than 120 couples, many of whom have gone on to get married. Her work has been highlighted in The New York Times, Time Out New York, The Cut, and many more.

In addition to runnnig her own business, Piper is passionate about charity work, advocating for vulnerable women and children in her local area and across the country. She is currently working on her first book, a non-fiction collection of stories focusing on female empowerment.