10 Rules For A Successful Booty Call

Having a solid friend with benefits is a great feeling when you’re single and looking to stay that way for awhile. Going months without sex is never fun, but at the same time, picking up random guys isn’t always worth the hassle either. That’s why an FWB who’s always up for an impromptu booty call is exactly what every single girl needs. Here are some rules to follow:

Don’t booty call someone you still have feelings for.First things first. You shouldn’t be having casual sex with someone you want something more with. You’re going to end up getting hurt when he continues to treat you like a hookup buddy. It might seem like a good idea to text your recent ex to have sex “one more time”, but it’s not worth it. Trust me.

Don’t call him, text him.A text seems a lot more casual than actual using your voice to ask if he wants to have sex. You can also avoid the awkwardness of him saying no, or even worse, the risk of leaving an embarrassing voice mail.

Go to his place.If you go to his place, its a lot easier to keep him at arm’s length. Also, you’ll be able to leave whenever you feel like it instead of being forced to listen to him snore beside you all night. Any potential morning awkwardness will be eliminated as well.

Have an exit strategy.Either make sure you have enough money for a cab, or finally set up that Uber account. You don’t want to rely on him driving you home, and public transit can be hit or miss in the middle of the night, depending where you live. If you don’t want to be forced to stay over night, it’s best to have a plan before you head over.

Don’t overstay your welcome. Maybe you like sticking around for a cuddle session and the possibility of morning sex. But there’s no reason you have to hang out with him for the rest of the day. Accept a cup of coffee if he offers, but other than that, it’s best to be on your way before breakfast.

Make sure you have condoms. You don’t want to be getting down to business and have him realize he’s out of condoms. A trip to the corner store to buy an over priced pack of Trojans has a way of killing to mood, so be prepared with your own stash at all times.

Don’t get absolutely wasted. As tempting as it may be to send him a 1am text when you’ve had a few too many drinks, think twice. A comfortable buzz is perfect booty call territory, but it doesn’t take much before you’ve crossed the line into extremely intoxicated. If you’re nearing the vomit danger zone, you should probably go home and wake up in your own bed. You don’t want him to see you as hungover as you’re sure to be the next day anyway.

Don’t make plans too far in advance. If you’re booking a booty call a week ahead, it’s going to feel like a date. It’s supposed to be spontaneous, not meticulously scheduled. Sure, you might run the risk of being turned down when you wait until the last minute, but that’s all part of the experience of a booty call.

Ask for what you want. A hookup buddy is supposed to be mutually beneficial, so if you’re not having an orgasm (or a couple) every time, you might as well just stay home and masturbate. If his go-to moves aren’t doing it for you, do yourself a favor and steer him in the right direction. He’ll probably appreciate the pointers too.

Banish all insecurities. You’ll have a lot more fun if you aren’t hung up on how your boobs look when you’re on top, or if your butt looks good when you’re doing it doggy style. If he’s having sex with you, he definitely isn’t scrutinizing your every flaw, so you shouldn’t be either. Just relax and enjoy the fact that you’re having sex!

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