11 Embarrassing Things That Happen During Love-Making That He Doesn’t Care About

Everyone loves making love, but not every part of the experience is hot and steamy. After all, bodies are messy and so is love-making if you’re doing it right, so it only makes sense that things could get a bit awkward and embarrassing sometimes — but guess what? The guy you’re sleeping with won’t actually care about these things.

  1. Not being able to undress. Your skinny jeans aren’t cooperating and trying to seductively slip out of them is damn near impossible. When you get stuck on one leg and have to flop around to get them off, it’s better to laugh at the moment. He’ll forget all about it as soon as he sees you undressed.
  2. A wet spot in the aftermath. After it’s all said and done, the remnants of your blended juices can leave an awkward spot in the middle of the bed. It’s nothing to worry about, though, because you both know how it got there, and it was well worth it.
  3. Sweating profusely. Intimacy is, after all, a workout. When you’re giving it your all, you’re bound to sweat. Truth is, he doesn’t care if you’re glistening because he is too and it shows that you’re really working hard to please him.
  4. Unflattering noises. You don’t plan your noises — they’re completely unrehearsed and he probably likes it that way, even if it sounds like you’re possessed from time to time.
  5. The unintentional back door attempt. His aim isn’t exactly great, but you can’t really blame him. There’s no clear line of vision when it comes to getting it in, and it’s better to just adjust accordingly and keep on going.
  6. Random bursts of laughter. You let out a little giggle when a position doesn’t go exactly as planned, but it’s really nothing to worry about. As long as he knows you’re not laughing at him, he really won’t care because he’ll probably be laughing a little too.
  7. The protection disappearing… inside you. When you lose your protection, you could be a little scared that he might be freaked out because of it. But don’t worry about it — just get up in there and take that sucker out while he puts on a new one and get back to business.
  8. Letting air out of your lady parts. Hey, it happens. When he’s going in and out of you at rapid speed, he can bring air with him and there’s nowhere for it to go but out. Don’t make a big deal about it and he won’t either.
  9. Your hair literally everywhere. What was once your best hair day is now a hot mess on top of your head. It’s in his eyes and mouth and you’re dying for a hair tie, but it’s all a part of the magic.
  10. Needing a break. You’ve been on top riding him like a mechanical bull for an extended period of time and your leg is so cramped up that you need to stop for a minute. He won’t care, because more likely than not, he wouldn’t mind catching his breath, too.
  11. Your chest bouncing all over. You can’t for the life of you tame your chest and you feel as though the girls are flopping around, trying to detach themselves from your body. He probably didn’t even notice, or he likes it. Either way, it’s no big deal.
Angelica Bottaro has a bachelor’s degree in Psychology from Trent University and an Advanced Diploma in Journalism from Centennial College. She began her career as a freelance writer in 2014, racking up bylines in The Good Men Project, MakeWell, LymeTime, YouQueen, and more. She eventually shifted her focus and began writing about mental health, nutrition, and chronic disease for VeryWell Health.

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