Does someone in your life think the rules don’t apply to them? Do they cut in line, demand special favors, and generally act like the world revolves around them? Instead of rolling your eyes and fuming silently, try one of these comebacks the next time someone pulls the “Do you know who I am?” card. You don’t need to put up with that BS!
1. “Sorry, I don’t speak entitled.”
This one is best delivered with a confused expression, as if they’re using a foreign language you don’t understand. Bonus points if you can maintain the bewildered look for a few seconds. Let them realize how ridiculous their sense of self-importance sounds when they vocalize it.
2. “My time is just as valuable as yours.”
Maybe they just need a polite reminder that everyone waiting in the line matters, not just them. Say it calmly but firmly to get your point across. After all, your time is just as precious as theirs, don’t let them think otherwise!
3. “The rules do apply to everyone, even you.”
Sometimes the most effective comeback is the most straightforward one. State it as a fact, not an accusation. Maybe they legitimately forgot that basic rules of society apply even to the most “special” people. They’re not an exception, even if they think they are.
4. “Wow, your ego is impressive. Where did you get it?!”
A touch of sarcasm can deflate their sense of importance. It also manages to shift the focus from their demands to their inflated sense of self. Maybe if you compliment their out-of-control ego, they’ll get distracted and forget what they were whining about.
5. “I’d Help You Out, But I’m Allergic to Whining.”
Sometimes a little lighthearted humor can disarm them. Just make sure you’re smiling when you say it so they don’t think you’re being seriously hostile. A little joke might make them laugh and realize how silly they’re being.
6. “I Can’t Right Now, I Have Other People’s Needs to Ignore.”
Another dose of sarcasm for those who act like inconveniencing other people is totally fine as long as they get what they want. A little reverse psychology might work – they’ll either feel ashamed, or become determined to prove they’re not like other people.
7. “Actually, No One Cares Who You Are.”
Ouch, but true. If they’re dropping names or bragging about their job title, this bluntly cuts through the B.S. It might hurt their feelings, but sometimes a dose of reality is the best way to get an entitled person to knock it off.
8. “Let Me Call the Importance Hotline for You.”
This one’s super sarcastic and definitely best reserved for someone you already have an established relationship with so they know you’re not seriously calling them unimportant. Hopefully, they’ll get the sarcasm and realize how absurd they’re acting.
9. “Let Me Know When the World Starts Revolving Around You.”
The eye-roll is optional but highly encouraged when delivering this gem. They’re acting like the most important person, so sarcastically acknowledging their delusion might make them think twice. We can all dream of the day they finally get their own personal solar system.
10. “There’s a Line, and You’re at the Back of It.”
Don’t get into a debate about who was there first. Just firmly state the reality of the situation — they need to wait their turn like everyone else. There’s no point arguing, the line is the line, and they’re not getting to the front of it anytime soon.
11. “Your Sense of Entitlement Isn’t Going to Get You Anywhere Today.”
Sometimes calling out their bad behavior directly is the way to go. Hopefully, it inspires a moment of self-reflection (but probably not). Maybe hearing the words out loud will shock them into changing their tactics. Either way, it lets them know that you recognize their behavior and you’re not going to put up with it.
12. Just Walk Away
Ignoring them entirely can be the most powerful response. Their demands aren’t even worth your time and energy. Don’t waste a second of your precious life engaging with their nonsense. If you’re in a position to do so, completely disengage and walk away from the conversation.
13. “I Can’t Help You — My Manager Is the Only One Patient Enough to Deal With This.”
Passing them off to someone else can work, especially if you’re in a customer service setting. Maybe dealing with this difficult person will teach them a lesson! Or at least, your manager will be the one getting stressed instead of you. That’s what they get paid for, right?
14. “Oh, Let Me Google ‘Special Treatment’ for You.”
Pull out your phone and start dramatically “searching.” It emphasizes the absurdity of their request in a humorous way. Maybe they’ll realize how entitled they sound if they see how ridiculous a “special treatment” instruction manual would be.
15. “Let Me Make This Easy: The Answer Is No.”
Don’t give long-winded explanations they can argue with. A short, firm “no” shuts down the conversation quickly. Don’t budge an inch, no matter how much they complain.
16. “Sorry, I Don’t Reward Bad Behavior.”
This one is perfect if they’re throwing a tantrum to try and get their way. Remember, giving in just reinforces that this kind of behavior works. A little tough love might help them in the long run.
17. “Bless Your Heart.”
A classic Southern passive-aggressive comeback never goes awry. This onne delivers a subtle insult disguised as sweetness and concern. It’s the perfect response when you want to be polite but also make it clear you think they’re being totally unreasonable.
Enjoy this piece? Give it a like and follow Bolde on MSN for more!
