People Who Pleasure Themselves Regularly Are More Likely To Be Managers, Survey Says

Masturbation is a normal and healthy part of human sexuality, and as it turns out, it could give us a great advantage in our professional lives as well. According to a new survey, people who pleasure themselves the most are more likely to be managers in their place of employment.

The data comes courtesy of a company called Univia. The study of over 1,000 Americans aimed to discover how masturbation played a role in people’s self-care routines and overall health. Their findings are pretty clear: people who regularly masturbate are ahead in multiple areas in life.

Frequent masturbators are more likely to be employed. Whether in a full-time or part-time job, people who touch themselves regularly have more stable work lives, with 85.3% of them being gainfully employed. This is in comparison to 75% of infrequent masturbators.

They’re also more likely to hold managerial roles. An impressive 35.9% of regular self-pleasurers hold management positions in their place of work. On the flip side, only 25% of people who keep their hands where you can see them are climbing the ladder.

They make more money too. People who admitted to regularly doing the five-finger shuffle make about $47,076 a year. Those who aren’t doing it quite as often make a bit less, at an average of $44,006 a year. That’s not a massive difference, but every little bit helps!

Not only that, but the more you touch yourself, the better your chance of orgasming during sex. This makes a lot of sense if you think about it since people who masturbate a lot clearly know their bodies and what gets them off. Roughly 81% of frequent masturbators say they regularly get off while having sex with a partner, while only 69.8% of people who aren’t as into touching themselves get to O-town.

Bottom line? Maybe we should also be pleasuring ourselves a bit more. It can only be a good thing, right?

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